aatombomb:

We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the…

My honey and I are talked about adopting puppies!!! 

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crazyrestlessdumb:

fringewithbenedicts:

davekatwhisperer:

fairgroundsoldier:

01012012:

Fondants Chocolat

THIS IS LITERALLY LIKE PORN

it is porn

Dirty porn.

I really shouldn’t be looking at this with my sister in the room.

I WANT IT NOW.

Get in me. Now.

NSFW

DIRTY, SWEET, DELICIOUS PORN

The day society died *facepalm*

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wakeup-maggie:

thedailywhat:

RIP Society of the Day: I can’t decide who I dislike more: The “who is Paul McCartney” kids or the “I would let Chris Brown beat me” girls. 

I say we toss them all into a monster truck arena and let Bigfoot sort them out.

[nedhepburn / caitiedelaney.]

no way

i…what?

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It’s like Zivity for stay at home moms.

laughingsquid:

Shit Silicon Valley Says

Oh dear god!

jcjpeg:

Geez. 
That’s really disgusting.  

Imagine having a bat colony just living in your roof. 

seansimpson:

I love bats, but this would freak me out.

Bat Infestation Under Tile Roof- Roofing Miami, FL- Istueta Roofing (by Istueta)

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Creepy bear is CREEPY

jcjpeg:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.

mollay:

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quixotic-exotic:

The Purity Bear Will Cockblock You Until You’re Married

Hey guys, have you met The Purity Bear? He’s a plush toy who appears to tempted teens and warns them without moving his mouth that going inside a girl’s house will inevitably lead to sex having, and sex having before marriage is literally the worst decision you could possibly make.

In spite of the fact that this could easily be parody, this video is a very real effort to promote the very real Day of Purity. On that Pure of Days, everyone focuses on their genitals for awhile, and somehow that makes them better people. Pure people.

This Purity Bear video also teaches us an important lesson about women, namely that they’re usually the ones responsible for tricking men into getting turned on, and they’re always demanding sex from poor, defenseless, virtuous, chaste dudes. It happened in Twilight when Bella spent like 3 books humping Edward’s leg before he agreed to put out, it happened to Sir Galahad, the Chaste in that castle full of horny virgins, and it’s happening here, right on this now besotted doorstep. For shame, woman. For shame, women.

Visibly absent from this scenario was the Artie The Angry Trouser Python, who appears to men and tells them to never turn down a handjob.

wait WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

I may have just seen something creepier than the snuggle bear.

Also, the close up of her fingers on her thigh? What?

what. the. hell.

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